Never mind how many years I’ve been digging in this garden I still don’t think of myself as an “expert.” Experienced, long-suffering, and a relentless optimist, yes. Expert? Not even close. Yet, compared to my digital life, I’m a freaking genius in my analog garden. The closest I get to technology in the garden is a drip system — and timer (!!!) — that I set up a few years ago when my husband had Covid and I was forced out of the house.
I’m not going to say how long it took me to lessen hours and hours at the end of a hose to finally make my life just a tiny bit easier. Hint: think time in double digits… then put a 2 in front of that number. I still spend plenty of time on hose duty, whatever you’ve heard about the rainy Pacific Northwest likely leaves out the part where the dry season descends in early summer and often lasts well into fall, leaving the garden parched unless you intentionally plant for our fickle wet/dry climate. I’ve come to revel in spring ephemerals and embrace summer dormancy.
For instance, Dicentra formosa ‘Langtrees’ has lived in the dry shade of a conifer for almost 15 years; even during the wet months, the soil remains lean, both in nutrients and moisture. You’ve gotta love that sort of independence in a plant. Of course, there is the matter of the sad blooms. When I’m feeling generous, I call them ivory, but really the flowers are the exact color of several tired dishtowels in my kitchen. But that foliage! Blue-green, turquoise, patinated copper, undersea green, celadon, verdigris, bottle-green — in case you missed it, I collect color names because it helps me expand what I’m seeing in the garden.
I’ve written about my #seeingcolorinthegarden daily practice before. For 6 years I’ve been painting a color study of a botanical or a piece of nature and posting it to Instagram every day. Now I know, and you know, that social media is the spring ephemeral of the digital world. Here one minute only to vanish at the whim of an algorithm or internet overload in the next. That’s not quite the right analogy – maybe social media is like eagerly waiting for the strawberries to ripen, looking forward to their sweet fruit still warm from the sun, dunked in sour cream and brown sugar or whipped into strawberry milk, a delicious concoction that I obsessed over last summer. And yet, just when I’m ready to reap the fruits of my tending, the berries vanish when the birds/snails/rabbits show up — again.
Vanished is what happened to my 2,000+ color posts on Instagram when my account was hacked a couple of weeks ago. I got a creepy WhatsApp text saying – I’ve got your account do you want it back? – which added a layer of ick to an already wrenching experience. As of today, @gardenercook is still in the wind. I’m still painting and posting, because this practice is how I mark all my days, the good, the bad and the ugly. I’ve gotten several sweet messages from friends commiserating and encouraging me to rebuild, which cracks me up because that’s always the line at the end of every stupid summer disaster movie: “We will rebuild.” Don’t get me wrong, I love summer disaster movies.
Every time I think about the loss of my digital content, I am both enraged and sad, which coincidentally is exactly how I feel every year when the strawberries fail to produce. A few weeks ago, in a fit of pique, I dug out all my strawberry plants under the theory that if I’m not anticipating the crop then I can’t be disappointed when it doesn’t show up.
As a garden writer I’ve spent years telling anyone who will listen that fundamentally garden making is about learning to begin again — in each new growing season, after the loss of a plant or move to a new garden. So that’s what I’m doing, it’s harder than it sounds. Last weekend I stopped by the nursery to pick up some compost and a few herbs. Somehow, three strawberry plants found their way into my cart and followed me home. I love the optimism of spring. Meanwhile, I’m still posting my color studies, which you can find @seeing_color_in_the_garden – or not.
What grief! It is so easy to put things out on the web, feeling sure they are there to stay. Or possibly not thinking about that much at all. Thieves and vagabonds pinching our work and trying a ransom is not the kind of fear most of us carry. Nor do we think much about the long term future, when all our work may just vanish like a floppy disk.
I am so sorry, Lorene – your work is beautiful and useful. Which is no doubt why it attracted that particular form of theft. I hope you can find restoration.
Thank you Anne, kindness helps. I feel like I’m going to get a LOT of gardening done as this is hopefully being resolved
Lorene,
I am upset in your behalf! I’m sorry a digital stinkbug has invaded your realm. I am sitting here thinking of suitable punishments for the perpetrators if they were ever found. Some involve honey and red ants. All involve lengthy but non-lethal pain. Let us know if you would find ideas for retribution useful or cathartic. The readers of your beautiful posts would, I’m sure, enjoy thinking up ways for you regain your garden of colors.
FWIW, I would contribute to a Go Fund Me to ransom your creations. Lemme know.
Warm Regards,
John
Ha! Keep your hard earned cash to buy plants and seeds but thanks for tthe support
I loathe internet pirates, and I’m sorry all that work was stolen and locked up, but paying the ransom only encourages more of this piracy.
a pox on them all!! They won’t get a dime from me
Lorene, I am so sorry to hear about your loss. (THOSE BASTARDS comes to mind). But that being said, I am so very proud of your determination to soldier on. Please accept my simple ATTA GIRL from a fellow Pacific Northwesterner. Steve
Ah Steve, thanks for the ATTA GIRL! Trust me, my language is very colorful when it comes dealing with this mess
So so sorry for your loss! Theft is such an invasion and conjures up extra feelings of insecurity, rage, sadness over and above those of loss of the material. How dare someone be so greedy, uncivilised and selfish. I garden at a public space in new Zealand and pour hours and hours (and money) into beautifying the area. Occasionally I catch thieves helping themselves to plants/flowers. They get a tongue lashing from me and I usually stomp about angrily for a time afterwards. Surprisingly (to me) I do not feel quite so angry when I spot a rabbit helping itself to plants. After all, rabbits do what rabbits do. I try and use this analogy when applied to my two-legged thieves. Ignorant selfish people do what ignorant self people do. And I try and balance my mood by reminding myself of the hundreds of generous people who have donated many many plants to our garden project (my rage runs deep and this re-balancing of my emotional state IS necessary).
Does this help? Probably not.
On a similar note I faithfully record changes in the garden by photographing. I have many years of fortnightly photographs that I store on my laptop (backed up) and I derive much pleasure and usefulness from noting changes. Last year due to laptop crash (inevitable) AND backup corruption (devastating) I thought I had lost my treasure box. Such grief. And caused by MY error, not theft. The pain I think is different when the loss is cynically imposed by awful others. To my relief, some several weeks later a techie was able to retrieve most of my backup. I was lucky. But in those weeks of despair I accustomed myself to the loss and realised I could start again. Most of my browsing encompassed just the prior years worth (comparing this season to the year before for example). A year goes fast and already I am 9 months along from “awful August”. It was a sad lesson but, had the techie not performed his magic, I know now I would have recovered my equilibrium. (and I do double back-ups now). Hope that helps (probably not)
ps I love your colour
Oh Susan, sadness and rage but you nailed it with insecurity as well. People who steal plants are in the same category as internet pirates in my book. Thank goodness rabbit can’t get into the internet, although they’re having the time of their life in my back garden. But, as you say – they’re just being rabbits. Your comment DOES help, kindness helps, support helps. I’m so sorry for the loss of your treasured photos. The thought of loosing images of my twin littles is terrifying. I have several techies on my case. In the meantime – start again. I’m pretty sure that once I put in a ridiculous number of hours dealing with this, my account will be restored leading to a whole new set of issues. Thank you so very much! Lorene
Lorene, I love your work so much. Your beautiful paintings are the best eye candy. They help me notice the variations in nature’s colors that I’d otherwise miss because I’m not very observant. I live in my head too much, forgetting to come out & look around, engaging my senses. I’m deeply sorry for your loss & the theft of your account & content that took years to create. What a despicable, rotten person to steal your account & try to ransom it. I hope the thief is found & brought to justice & your work is recovered.
Thank you for all you’ve done & continue doing & for so generously sharing your passions. You’re such an inspiration to me. I love flowers & plants but have never had a green thumb. I’m not a good plant mom, mostly because of my untreated ADHD & my lack of organization & follow through.
My Peggy Martin climbing roses that I never got around to planting & are still in the plastic pot I bought them in three years ago finally started blooming, sending rose festooned runners all over the grass around the pot. I dreamed of an abundant rose arbor, but never managed to buy any sort of structure for them to climb on. Seeing your persistence & determined efforts to carry on despite your heartbreaking, massive losses motivates me to keep fighting, too. I’m going to push through procrastination & perfectionism & get something to train my roses to climb on. It’s never too late to begin anew, right?!
Lorene, remember that. “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” These disgusting, worthless people may have stolen your Instagram account, but they cannot steal your garden, or your spirit! I too, will send out a hex upon them. You are so much more than what you lost. All of that said, I share your irritation. Chin up and keep gardening.
Dear Judith, you are so right, my relationship with my garden is literally grounded in real time and space. Like so much in life, it shows me how to move forward.
p.s. thanks for the hex — the more the merrier~