It’s fair to say that most gardeners are humble people, who are realistic, grounded, and genuine. I consider myself a gardener, and indeed one who sometimes aspires to those qualities. As such, I thought I would share my 2023 Christmas List.
1). A pair of pruners that cannot be misplaced.
2). A shovel that makes me look sexy when I’m digging holes.
3). For a year of perfect weather–no late frosts, early frosts, frosts, drought, bomb cyclones, etc.
4). More gardening books.
5). Time to read my gardening books.
6). For a pruning saw with AI that prevents me from cutting myself.
7). For a world-class garden center to open up next door, immediately go bust, and then be forced to have a huge, blowout, going out of business sale.
8). For one of my roses to sport a blue flower.
9). For a distant uncle I never knew, one without any other heirs, to die and leave me his secret collection of daphnes that grow as easily as dandelions.
10). For another distant uncle to die and leave me his collection of ladies slippers that grow as easily as all my friends who grow them swear they do.
11). For a truck full of new and fantastic epimediums to crash in front of my house and for the cops to ask me to help clean up the mess.
12). For those with anger and hate in their hearts to garden a small plot of vegetables and flowers. To feel the warmth of the sun and breathe the smell of the earth. To be humbled by difficult failures and lifted by simple successes. To marvel at the amazement of germination and growth and see and feel the miracle of life. To have beauty fill their hearts and goodness raise their souls.
Happy Holidays everyone. No matter your faith, or lack thereof, there is still infinite and fantastical mystery in and beyond this beautiful spinning orb on which we all live. Maybe the biggest miracle of all is that there is enough bounty, beauty, and love for everyone if we tend our world as we tend our gardens.
Happy Holidays
“ For those with anger and hate in their hearts to garden a small plot of vegetables and flowers. To feel the warmth of the sun and breathe the smell of the earth. To be humbled by difficult failures and lifted by simple successes. To marvel at the amazement of germination and growth and see and feel the miracle of life. To have beauty fill their hearts and goodness raise their souls. ”
Worth repeating.
Thank you!
Wishing you an early Spring and a late Fall and just the right amount of rain to make your garden glorious in 2024!
And the same to you, Sharon!
Beautiful, Scott! Merry Christmas and Happy, healthier New Year! (I saw your FB post about your scheduled back surgery. I have asked my “healing Angels” to stay with you.)
Jennifer Brennan
Then I am certain the surgery will be a success. Thank you, Jennifer!
Wonderful! Thank you for writing this, especially #12. All the best in 2024.
Have you tried Cyp formosanum or Gisella? They do well for me outside of DC.
Always on the quest for the daphne!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Try Daphne genkwa (I planted 2, one died in about 2-3 years, the other one is about 5+ years)
And to you!
Not yet. Mabye this time!
Just wonderful, Scott—thank you, and Merry Christmas! I hope one of your wishes comes true; personally, I think No. 7 would be fantastic.
Me too! Thanks!
Always good for a chuckle. I wish the haters would give gardening and peace a chance. Thanks Scott.
Thank you, Marcia. To a peaceful 2024!
I’ll fight you for the Epimediums.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Don’t you mean, rock, paper, clippers? What a fun “rant” but then, you almost always write them that way. I think any shovel can make someone look more useful which is more attractive than sexy.
Beautiful! Concur with all your wishes and wish you the very best in the coming year. Thank you for all the great writing which brightens our days.
Thank you for the encouraging comment!
Thank you for writing this. I am hopeful to find some new dahlia introductions that are not sold out.
Merry Christmas
Best of luck!
Beautifully said. Excepting pigeons, deer, whitefly, caterpillars, slugs…… and the beastly last winter that took so many beloved plants!
#16. For otherwise peaceful aliens to come to earth. Aliens who must harvest pigeons, deer, whitefly, caterpillars, and slugs in massive numbers so as to continue their journey to another Universe.
Nooooo! Without caterpillars, there would be no butterflies, moths and birds!
Amen to that! Happy Holidays to all!
And to you Jenny!
If you find #1 on your list please let me know.
You have my word on it.
Then I am certain the surgery will be a success. Thanks you!