I wore a Davy Crockett coonskin hat as a kid and played in the neighborhood woods, singing “King of the Wild Frontier.” Davy Crockett, the song tells us, was born on a mountaintop in Tennessee: “Raised in the woods, so he knew ev’ry tree. Kilt him a bar when he was only three.”
My family moved from an apartment to the “wild frontier” (the Louisville suburbs) when I was four.
I had catching up to do.
There were no bears
There were no deer or coyotes, either. Just free-range (unleashed) neighborhood dogs shitting everywhere. Mom read me the riot act whenever I walked into the house without taking off my shoes.
Dogs seldom roam freely in Louisville anymore, but the wild frontier, sometimes fraught with overhunting—buffalo for instance— and loss of habitat, has grown in some ways.
Deer are a problem
There are too many. It’s breeding time. Bucks chase does, and there is an unavoidable uptick in roadkill and auto body shop repairs in late autumn. Another consequence of the natural order: bucks are rutting trees. Hunting reduces roadkill, car insurance claims, and rutting (rubbing).
I don’t mind when horny bucks rub their fuzzy antlers on the bark of a sacrificial hackberry, but a line was crossed this fall when one buck, maybe two, nailed a pair of Magnolia grandiflora ‘Kay Parris’— a lovely, smaller hybrid between ‘Little Gem’ and ‘Bracken’s Brown Beauty.’
Rutting is not always a death sentence, but recovery may take a few years. I’ve put protective guards on a precious two dozen or so trees nearby to prevent the bark from being stripped, but I can’t guard a young plantation of hundreds of young wild oaks. Bucks begin scraping bark in earnest, on whatever suits them, in November. I wish they’d pick on box elders (Acer negundo) for a change. The “rut” wraps up in mid-December as the breeding winds down.
Possums on the half shell
Meanwhile, armadillos have moved north from Tennessee to the Land Between the Lakes, in Western Kentucky, and are on a slow, march toward Salvisa. They called Kentucky home before being pushed south ahead of glaciation during the Pleistocene epoch that ended nearly 12,000 years ago. These “possums on the half shell” root around for soil bugs like pigs and are in a race to see if they can make a mess of our garden during my own epoch.
Feral pigs are closer
Feral pigs are even more damaging rooters than armadillos. They have bigger appetites, as well—grubs, worms, frogs, turtles, and wild turkey eggs. Wild pigs are abundant down the Kentucky River around Lockport in Henry County. Hunters can’t keep ahead of multiple litters per year. “Wild pigs are one of the most destructive invasive species on the planet,” Teri Brunjes, biologist for the Kentucky Department of Wildlife, told Lexington’s (KY) Herald-Leader. Remote controlled trapping with cell cameras has proved more effective. “We don’t have to be onsite to close the door,” Brunjes said.
Coyotes
Coyotes, exotic creatures of my cowboy westerns-on-television youth, crossed the frozen Mississippi River during back-to-back bitter cold winters of 1977 and 1978. Near Salvisa, coyotes killed five goats and left a 700-pound cow with teeth marks on either side of its neck this year. Jamie Dockery, on the Oregon Ferry Road, told me a single donkey can bond with a herd and offer protection, but he learned the hard way—three donkeys tend to look only after one another.
Jamie also lost a few caged guineas to a great horned owl. “Hated that,” he said, “but also love my great horned owls. If you don’t build an impenetrable fortress, your poultry (and anything else vulnerable) will die. Not if but when.”
Whose kingdom?
Sowing acorns requires a Devil’s Island penal colony lock-down approach. One year I sowed dozens of swamp white oak acorns in a ground bed draped with protective hardware cloth. It kept the squirrels out, but chipmunks tunneled underneath. Maybe a moat next time.
Rabbits mow down tender leaves of beets, spinach and lettuce, and a bunny once girdled the bottom of a 24” sapling grown from seeds off a massive Gingko in Louisville’s Cave Hill Cemetery. I cut the little tree close to the ground, and it came back—slowly. The Gingko has a protective cage now.
Raccoons love my tomatoes and pawpaws. The Mennonite boys next door occasionally hunt raccoons at night on our place.
I won’t let them touch possums. They are our homegrown tick vacuum cleaners. Our farm is not smothered with ticks.
Black bears have been spotted nearby.
Arthur Logan shared a trail camera photo of a mountain lion near Lockport, KY.
Buffaloes were hunted out of existence in Kentucky by 1810. The four lane Highway 127, that runs through Salvisa, was once thought to be a buffalo trace that the sacred icon of Native Americans followed south from Ohio. They grazed on once extensive native stands of bamboo. River cane is far from abundant now. I planted 20 small pots of Arundinaria gigantea as a token to buffaloes if they ever return to graze. My botanist friend, Julian Campbell, grew plants from Kentucky wild-collected seeds.
(I recommend the latest Ken Burns PBS documentary. “The American Buffalo” is rich in history, heartache and hope.)
Another hunting and growing season has come to an end
I can’t wait for spring.
There is more time now to think about what to plant next year. I keep a growing list of seeds and plants that I covet. The carnivorous pitcher plant, Sarracenia‘Bug Bat’ jumps off the page for our teensy-weensy (18” diameter) bog garden. I am thinking wishfully, but impossibly, that the pitcher plant will eat the dreaded lanternfly. It has been spotted near Sparta in northern Kentucky and should reach Salvisa well before armadillos.
Our frontier—real and insubstantial—reminds me of Dr. Doolittle’s animal menagerie. I played Doolittle’s Chee-Chee the monkey in Miss Goodwin’s first grade play, while otherwise focused after school on roaming freely in the neighborhood woods with friends and a pack of dogs.
My oversized imagination runs wild with armadillos, feral pigs, wild turkeys, black bears, mountain lions, and buffaloes that join deer, raccoons, groundhogs, great horned owls, squirrels, chipmunks, possums, rabbits, and moles. They either deserve, or someday might claim, a piece of our 47 acres.
Unleashed in the morning, Rufus catches a scent. The little guy stands on his hind legs, like a mountain goat, and barks toward the rising sun. Rufus thinks he is the King. It’s pretense. His short legs can’t keep up with galloping deer. They are not afraid of Rufus. Nor is anything else in the animal kingdom.
Rufus pokes his head in groundhog holes, but the tunneling rodents outwit him every time.
He’s a scaredy cat, not a ferocious hunter. Rufus is good company in the garden and seldom rambunctious.
Occasionally he catches a mole, rarely a rabbit.
No squirrels??? We get trees, protected against deer and rabbits in their early years, stripped to death just as they begin to be — trees. We gave up trying to grow new ones.
We have quite a few of your other wilds. I am dreading the day the wild boar shove their way in.
If anyone hunts they keep well quiet about it, for fear they will get hunted themselves.
I mentioned menacing squirrels. We’ve got plenty of them feeding on a mast crop of acorns. Poor Rufus. He loves chasing them til they reach a tree. They look down and say, “Sorry, Buster, not this time.
Alan,
A nicely written reminescence and rant! We gardeners like to bitch about wildlife: deer . . . .rats with antlers . . . and other denizens of Nature’s bounty. It’s comforting, (but not comforting enough), to be reminded that we do not suffer depradations alone.
In the meantime, I am pleased to report that I’ve begun feeding crows, (separately from the songbird feeders), and getting “presents” from them, in return. I am charmed, (and, therefore, disposed to forgive the rutting bastards who destroy my Japanese Maples).
I se your ‘possums and raise you a coupla’ skunks digging up my lawn to find grub, worms,
‘n’ shit.
John
John, oh we’ve got skunks. I watched Rufus get sprayed from a safe distance. The skunk wheeled around and blasted the poor boy with a cone of fine, skunk mist. Rufus backed up, rolled in the grass, got up and charged the skunk again. Dr. Bronner’s 18-in-1 Hemp Almond Castile soap cleaned him up. Couldn’t get the smell out of his collar for weeks.
I have planted a number of easily accessible tulip tree “volunteers” as decoys for rutting deer. I delight when I see their bark shredded! Luckily, I can fence or wrap the trees I cherish, but I had to learn the hard way to leave the fencing up year-round.
Ann, we do what we can.The deer, here in Salvisa, are not paying much attention to my decoys.
Thank you for your ‘rant’. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it – it made me smile.
Thank you, Elaine.
This puts my concern about recently sighting one rabbit in our garden into perspective. Thank you.
We’ve got rabbits to spare. The meadow, thick with warm-season grasses,is their favorite hideaway.
Davy Crockett played a big role in my early youth. I’m sorry you mentioned the theme song for it is now stuck in my head. When mama was pregnant with her 4th boy we sang it often trying to convince her to name him Davy. I had the hat and holsters with quick draw cap pistols. Now we have real intruders and bad guys. We watched armadillos closing in. They got closer and closer flattened on the roads and we knew we were doomed. Once a newspaper reporter called the nursery to talk about the growing deer (Bambi) population. I called them long legged rats. Worse yet, I jokingly mentioned lead poisoning, that the only good deer was a dead deer, and that they made good speed bumps. The weepy phone calls were only out numbered by men wanting to hunt. I love your articles and the memories they dredge up.
Elizabeth, thank you. I had a holster and a cap gun but can’t remember whether they were Davy’s brand or Bret Maverick’s. No, Bret had the black cane with a top that had a secret compartment. “King of the Wild Frontier,” the song, is driving me crazy, too. “I wish I was a mole in the ground” suits me better. Rufus caught a mole today. First in weeks. He likes all the attention.
About “Bambi” . . . I have commented to others that “Many folks profess to love Nature and all of God’s creatures. But gardeners cheered when Bambi’s mother died.” Those comments have never been well received. Alan, I suspect we are kindred spirits.
It was very sad for me when I watched Bambi die in the movie theatre. I was young.
Reading Margaret Renkl’s newest book, and this rant fit right in. I enjoy the critters that come to my wooded seven ac., but I miss the bobcats and bears from my former mt. house in the NC mts. had to sell. Too old to keep i! Enough plants up there to satisfy the wildlife, so i never had to do anything there. Left everything natural…lots of Tilliums and a few orchids.
Lynda, yes gardening is a balance between our wishes and the natural world. I hope you are still able, and close enough, to get out and see trilliums and wild orchids. I imagine, in the not so distant future, I will be leaning on my children to take me to gardens, parks and wild places.
Loved this Allen!!! Me too re: the Davy Crockett song! I was raised hunting and fishing…. We were sooooo lucky to be able to run wild. Blessings and best
And still running wild. That’s a blessing. We’re two lucky boys.
Your Davy Crockett reminiscence brought back Donald Culross Peattie’s ode to the American beech – and Daniel Boone. Or, as Peattie wrote, “One such trophy carving was found in the forests of Louisville, Kentucky, and it read: ‘D. Boone Kilt A Bar, 1803.’ The problem is that another carving found in Tennessee claimed that Daniel Boone had killed a bear underneath it in 1760. Other “D. Boone Kilt A Bar” carvings have been found throughout the frontier that Boone traversed.
Daniel Boone may indeed have killed all those bears and carved all those trees–or the forests might just be riddled with forgeries.” Anyway, here’s to ‘wild frontiers’!
Janet, Boone left Kentucky for Missouri in 1799. More bears? I’m not sure he came back. My ancestors came through the Cumberland Gap into Kentucky with Boone. The Bushes hung around.
Thanks, Allen! Your rants are always interesting!
Jolly Holly Daze and Seasonal Greetings!
Thanks, Did, and all the best to you.
My brother had a Daniel boon hat and the full outfit – I wanted one but I was a girl- no go. Yes- the tune is now driving me nuts also !!
Christine, you might switch from King of the Wild Frontier to the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans TV show sign—off.Happy Trails to you, until we meet again…
An outrageously excellent read. Same here w the Davy Crockett stuff. “Thanks” for the theme song earworm. /s
Allen, from your coon skin cap to your badass bluegrass pup, this was a pure delight. Please keep all the big critters out in the county with you, where Rufus can give them what for and you can sing to them. I’ll be perfectly happy with just the bats, bunnies and box turtles that hang out in H’burg.
Thank you, Jenny. Rufus is blushing.
Squirrels are killing a mature, probably 70 yr old sugar maple by chewing and girdling branches to suck sap in the spring. Large branches are drying, 4” diameter. I give it 5 more years at most. . I gave up on a birch in my yard due to squirrel damage. There are many oaks in the neighborhood and pine cones. Don’t tell, but I trapped 178 squirrels in my tiny yard in one year. They found a different home, maybe in heaven. Now I m down to about 20 per yr. After 33 yrs, I now have raccoons, a pair plus usually 3 young every year. I no longer have fish in my large water feature. Every critter drinks from it as the neighborhood watering hole. Mom raccoon and two of her kids destroyed a rare-for-us mature Dirca palustris by using it to climb out of the fenced yard. Couldn’t bother going out the side of the yard they came in! Security camera is more of a trail camera. I am in the city on 50×100 ft lot before the house, garage, and driveway are subtracted.
Laurie, you’ve got one wild frontier on your city lot. I am so sorry about your Dirca. One of my favorites. The critters haven’t found ours, thank goodness. Not yet, anyway.